Whispers from the locker room

Hi my name is Leaky squirrel, thats not my real name but if anyone found out who was passing on all these secrets i'd be a dead man.....or woman!

 
This LEGION team really are scary. They are working both tags and singles and when a SLAM superstar us booked against them, no one knows who they will face. Coupled with the fact that all three of them are lethal, no ones safe!
HEY YOU GUYS! Just can't wait for memorabillia this year, what an amazing show. Who would have thought Scott Hall would randomly jump SLAM wrestlers being thrown from the rumble and put the boots to them! Then Jorge Castano starts a fued withMarcus from BIg Brother!
 
Hey Guys, i've got gossip coming out of my ears at the moment. i really don't know what that means but, hey, here we go!  SLAM management are in talks at the moment to bring over an ex WWE and ECW Superstar to work a few dates of their early 2009 dates. Who could this be?  I'll give you a clue, take the blue pill !       
 
With all the new schools and venues comeing on line this year SLAM is gonna be bigger and better than ever. I've seen a new academy wrestler who I can gurantee will make huge waves on both Academy and main shows this year! He's been granted a place in the rumble to crown the first ever academy champion so listen for his name. Jimmy Villain!
 
I've heard a story about a new faction coming to SLAM this year. To be honest I'm not gonna say much more because it sounds like some kind of horror story so I hope It's not true. if I hear any more I'll let you know as soon as It's safe.
                                                                                      
I'd bet my nuts (Hey, I mean my acorns and stuff) that the Melton show this month is gonna be amazing. I know the guy's have seen the title they are competeing for and I know they are gonna pull out all the stops to get it. Thats great news for us though coz we are gonna see some amazing matches as they fight for the top spot. These are the best wrestlers in the country fighting to be the first champion of the countrys best fed. OH. MY. GOD. This is gonna be huge!

 

Wow. What a great show from Chesham. The crowd really blew the roof of the Elgiva theatre. That has to be one of the hottest crowds I have ever seen. What a show! Mr Tenacious has really pulled out all the stops with the line up for his stable. Ross Jordan, Jorge Castano, Martin Stone and now the HUGE Judas! nobody is safe! I'm getting out of here!

Just seen the line up for SLAM's return to Corby and what a card! Stixx vs Malen is gonna be worth the price of admission alone. These guys HATE each other now. At the Accademy show Stixx ambushed and really beat down a trainee called Gonza who Malen had been training with for over a year. Malen was furious. When he gets his hands on Stixx sparks are gonna fly. Add to that Jonny Storm, Yel Darb The Viking, Jexxodus, Stephanie Scope, Shabazz and you have the ingredients for an amazing show

 

Did any of you guys catch SLAM's accademy show in Nottingham. What a great show! I couldn't beleive how good the wrestlers where, and they are supposed to be trainee's. It was good to see a couple of the main roster guys working there for free too. And the whole show was free!

Shouldn't really be telling you guy's this, it could get me in real hot water, but...I have just overheard a phone call between Prince Osmon and his father. Osmon is furious at the lack of respect being shown by the SLAM fans to a man of his standing. His plan to get back at the fan's is simple, he will use his fathers money to hire wrestlers from around the world to help him destroy the SLAM superstars that the fans love. I'm not sure how serious this threat is but here's a tip for all the wrestlers, WATCH YOUR BACK.

Just Heard some of the names being added to the SLAM full time roster next year and it really reads like a who's who of International superstars.Ross Jordon, Andy "boy" Simmons, James Tighe and Jorge Castano have all been added to selected shows next year. Any one of these guy's is capable of changeing the face of SLAM wrestling....Especialy as SLAM is set to crown It's first ever British Heavyweight champion in 2008!

Wow! That last show at Corby really blew the roof off. Prince Osmon didn't even break a sweat beating Josh and then Kyle of Rubbish Inc one after another. I'm not sure if this guy really is African royalty but there's no way i'm gonna challenge him on it. What a monster. But I did overhear Shabazz talking about his rematch with Osmon at Tamworth on Friday. Shabazz has been in serious training since there last encounter and coming fresh from a win over "The Playboy" At Corby, could this be the first time the big man is pinned in a SLAM wrestling ring?


Hey Leaky fan's! I've got the latest info on the new SLAM signing.  This guy is another huge wrestler and I mean HUGE. I think He's from Norway! He claims to be a real Viking and is set to debut in this country for SLAM later this year. Billed as the "One man invasion force" I decided to track him down online and see what all the fuss was about. Apparently this guy has beaten EVERYONE in his native country! I can't wait to see him square off against some of the bully's in SLAM. No one is gonna push this guy around.

Whooo! There really where some huge surprises at Bedford! Did anyone catch the size of that Osmon guy. To be honest, I can't see anyone in the SLAM locker room beating this guy, not even Jonny Storm. This guy's a monster. Shabazz is a great wrestler but he didn't stand a chance!

Surprise 2 came from The Firm's Bover. He actually came off his feet under his own steam. Good God! I never thought I'd see the day!

Sorry it's been so long since you heard from me. Had to lay low for a while. They where starting to get to close to finding out who i was. The main story backstage at the moment is carl Mizzerys problem with Jonny Storm. He spent so long telling all the guy's in the back that he was gonna make Storm look stupid at Corby, when he lost he seems to have gone crazy. He spends every day at the gym training his ass off, doesn't speak to anyone backstage, he's got total focus. I know jonny is good but Carl has never been more ready for anything. This is gonna be a HUGE match at Bedford.

Other news is Rubbish Incs Josh accidentally threw away one of Bulks pasty's before he had finished it. Bulk had stepped out to the little boys room and it seem's Josh was a little too keen to tidy up the locker room. Bulk was very angry with the young bin man on his return. Things soon cleared up between the two men but heck, I know an elaphant never forgets, could Bulk be the same?

How long is Stixx going to put up with Paul Malens lack of respect. If Stixx say's jump he should say "how high and when can i come down?" Not "Only if i can slap a few hands while I'm at it" 

The Murderers where overheard planning to take the UK Pitbulls out of the SLAM tag scene before the are asked to fight them again. It seems the pitbulls are the only team at SLAM the Murderers are worried about faceing after narrowley bearing them at Tamworth on 24/02/07. Watch your backs big guy's!

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I know it's crazy but Rubbish Inc seem to be SLAMs most popular tag team at the moment, even though they have never won a match! Why on earth are the fan's so behind these loosers? If you find the answer maybee you can let me know?

Word in the back is a whole lot of international superstras have expressed a keen interest in compeating here at SLAM wrestling, names being batted around include ROH superstar Colt Cabanna and ROH ladies star Allison Danger

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Lucian is not impressed by SLAM's new member of the roster Jonny Storm. Jonny is considered one of the top cruiserweights in the world, and Lucian believes that title should be his.   I know these two are facing off at Tamworth and I may of overheard Lucian say to someone he has a little suprise in store for Jonny before thier match even happens.

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I hear Jexodus are furious with management that they have not been signed to fight The Firm at SLAM's next show in Tamworth on the 24th Feb. After cheating the duo out of a win at the previous SLAM show, they were promised a re-match, now apparently they have been told that they will have to wait for SLAM's return to Corby before they will get their chance for revenge....Personally I dont think they'll wait that long!!